ROFLMFAOWTF

i was talking to adam bout how i want him to get me Logan Lerman's signature if he decides to move to Hollywood cause he turned into a big star overnight it seems [ long story ]
this is what he replied :

Adam says (10:52 PM):
*okay okay.. i duno who is tht fella.. mayb i might catch him asking me 4 an autograph... hollywood r 4 losers lar... kepong is the new movie center..
Neoh says (10:52 PM):
*HAHAHAHAHAHAHA why larr?
*angelina jolie all lives there!!
*:D
*xD
Adam says (10:53 PM):
*so, wht? lee ming moi lives here
Neoh says (10:53 PM):
*who is lee ming moi?
*o.O
Adam says (10:53 PM):
*u duno ah? big kepong star la... my back neighbour
Neoh says (10:54 PM):
*you mean the guy that came to our school to talk about his success in the spare parts industry?
*o.o
*or was it carpet?
*or.. tyres
*hmm
*can't remember
Adam says (10:55 PM):
*nolah.. tht is infrnt..
Neoh says (10:55 PM):
*Oh
*then who is at the back??
*lol
Adam says (10:55 PM):
*eh, guess wht.. police came to my hse jz nw (wth abrupt change of topic!)
Neoh says (10:55 PM):
*omg WHY (but follows wtf.)
*u stole something rite adam
*shame on you
*:P
Adam says (10:56 PM):
*cz to many paparazzi outside taking my picture.. i cant even go out to water my plants so i called the police to come n chase thm away..
Neoh says (10:56 PM):
*-.- WATER YOUR PLANTS
Adam says (10:57 PM):
*yaaaaa..
Neoh says (10:57 PM):
*why do you need to SUDDENLY water your plants??
*HAHAHAHA
Adam says (10:58 PM):
*cz i wan to lar.. i saw d plants.. thy look so thirsty.. it was like they were talking to me n telling me how their mommy no money to buy water n tht thy need a drink
Neoh says (10:58 PM):
*HAHAHAHA WTF
*HAHAHAHAHHAHA
Neoh says (10:59 PM):
*OMG.. i dunno how u can think of all these lar adam! (seriously.)
Adam says (11:00 PM):
*its d truth pei chee.. im not making it up.. dun be cruel to my plants ah.. they are not as fortunate as u.. thy gota sell their bodies to the bees and let d bees suck their bodies just to get money..
Neoh says (11:00 PM):
*HAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAA WTF AHHAHHHAHWHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Neoh says (11:01 PM):
*OMG.

Adam says (11:01 PM):
*i know...omg!!! pity them.. they lose their virginity at a very young age...
Neoh says (11:02 PM):
*OMGG!!!!!!!!!!
*NOOO
*OMG YOUUU..
*HOW YOU THOUGHT OF ALL THESE HAHAHAHHAHAHA
*HAHAHHAHA
*omg lah you adam!
Adam says (11:03 PM):
*hahahaha.. my mind is very interesting la.. it suprises me some times also..
Neoh says (11:03 PM):
*HAHAHAHAH wtf.
*HAHA
Neoh says (11:04 PM):
*maybe sometimes.. you should write all your ideas down. :D
Adam says (11:04 PM):
*imagine if me n einstein were frens.. we could've achieved so much of nonsense...
Neoh says (11:04 PM):
*xD
*i KNOW
*what would this world TURN INTO?
*i CAN'T IMAGINE!
Adam says (11:05 PM):
*nono.. its best if it stays in my head.. haha.. i'll rename the earth adam.. so whn ppl ask u wht planet u live in, u say i live in adam.. hahahaha
Neoh says (11:06 PM):
*HAHAHAHHAHAHAH OMG WTF.
*HAHAHA sounds so WRONG

-and the rest .. are history.